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| Packet pickup and lunch with two of my favorite blog pals and the furry husband. |
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| At least I wore sensible shoes? |
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| No gloves? But where will I put my inhaler? |
By the first mile marker, I realize that droplets of sweat are falling from my hair and landing on the back of my legs. As I watched the forecast temperature rise throughout the weekend, I knew this would happen, however I didn't expect it to be so soon. I look around to spot other sweaty runners. At first, I appear to be alone in my overheating.
Mile 1: 7:56
Mile 2: 7:51
Mile 3: 8:02
It takes forever to reach mile three, home of the first aid station. My mouth is dry and I notice myself licking my gums and lips to regain some moisture. My splits confirm what I already know: this is not going to be a PR day. As I debate what to do about the rest of the race, the miles tick on by. It would be so easy to pull back now and regroup for my local spring marathon on May 7. I'm not usually emotional, but I find myself choking back tears a lot during the first 10K unsure what to do about my race. I'm not sure why it is happening but convince myself to stop. You're missing it all. You're running the BOSTON MARATHON! Enjoy it! I make the decision to pull to the right side of the road and high five every person with his or her hand out.
Mile 4: 8:00
Mile 5: 8:01
Mile 6: 8:03
A huge grin spreads across my face and my spirits lift. Nothing compares to the crowd on Patriot's Day! Compared to the cold rainy day in 2015, weather for the spectators this year is incredible. Even if everything else about this race ends up sucking, my second trip to Boston is worth it to experience the crowds in full force.
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| I don't know how a friend found me in this video but heck yes! Full version here, I'm at 9:46. |
Then I spot the person with perhaps the best racing outfit for the day. It takes a few moments for my brain to recognize what I'm seeing, but there really is a man running up ahead with only a loincloth and bib number on. It looks breezy and cooling. I shamelessly stare at his behind, trying to figure out if he really is naked under there. Spoiler alert: Yes he is. It's fun to watch the crowd's reaction as he runs by. We'll be together for the next several miles. (Runner's World wrote an article about him.)
I've given up looking at my watch other than to record my mile splits. I know that I shouldn't be surprised because I almost always race a marathon based on feel, but my splits are holding strong right at right about an eight minute pace. I still haven't decided on my pacing strategy for the day but this feels comfortable right now.
Mile 7: 8:04
Mile 8: 8:02
Mile 9: 8:06
Mile 10: 8:01
The miles continue to pass in a blur of high fives and fire hydrants, refreshing enough to buoy me along. Official aid stations are filling the cups to the top and I've settled into a routine of taking one big gulp of water and then dumping the rest on the back of my neck. I'm not breaking any speed records, but I'm surviving. It's about here I notice that I'm starting to pass people. I know it's too early to pass this many people and I wonder if I'm surging or if they're slowing, glancing down at my watch for confirmation.
From here onward, I begin passing people more steadily. It's a surreal feeling, really. Then I pass Santa Claus. Am I dreaming?
Mile 11: 8:04
Mile 12: 7:57
Mile 13: 8:08
First Half: 1:45:13
After a disappointing trip through Wellsley in 2015, this year more than makes up for it. I enjoy the signs and high fives, ending up behind a guy who seems to be kissing just about every girl. I'm having so much fun! My favorite sign was held by two girls who seemed to be naked: "Kiss us and we'll drop our sign!"
Mile 14: 7:56
Mile 15: 8:09
As I reach mile fifteen, I revisit my race plan. When Matt and I discussed what I should do knowing I don't fare well in the heat, we decided that if I wanted to run another marathon in three weeks, I needed to make a decision at mile fifteen. It's not easy to make this decision on tired legs. Run another marathon? Sounds. Hard. Hell no I'm not doing this again in less than a month.
Boston is different than other marathons. Friends and family are watching. It's hard to intentionally slow down, I know someone will see my splits and be worried. I think back to another piece of advice Matt gave me: No matter what pace you're going, keep it steady and nobody will notice if your day isn't going as planned. Be intentional. So that becomes my new race plan.
Mile 16: 7:47
Mile 17: 8:07
Mile 18: 8:16
Over the course of the next few miles, I find myself not pacing off other runners but off several ambulances, headed for the medical tents. I take these moments to check in on myself. Other than my feet feeling a little more sore (swollen maybe?) than usual, I'm faring well. Good job body! The course twists and turns a little more here and I notice myself audibly sighing when a crosswind blows through my singlet. Relief!
Mile 19: 8:17
Mile 20: 8:02
Mile 21: 8:21
I'm cruising along up the hills, sailing back down the other side. Each uphill of the Newton Hills is gradual and exactly what my long runs look like at home. After a down-sloping first half, my legs are enjoying the change. I having so much fun that I don't even notice I've completed the most difficult part of the course until I spot the runner ahead of me tap the "Top of Heartbreak Hill" sign.
From here, I know the downhills are more noticeable. I get a little bit too excited and start ruminating about a fast finish. All my long runs this spring have included at least four or five fast ending miles. Can I pull it off again today?
Mile 22: 7:44
Mile 23: 7:57
My favorite part of the course is Brookline. On the right, series of brick homes line the street. The other side is the train. It's perfectly straight, there's a slight downhill, and I can see the Boston skyline appear. From this vantage point, I spot an unusual set of moving arrows up ahead. They keep changing direction and I can't quite make out what is happening. Upon my arrival, I realize it's the way they're allowing spectators to cross the road without impeding runners. Pretty cool. You can see a video of it here.
I make it through two miles before I realize that perfectly descending splits won't happen today. While the last four miles is the perfect place to take a few risks with the heat, I know it's a no-go and slow it back down to my original cruising effort. As it turns out, relaxing into it is all I need to maintain that faster pace.
Mile 24: 7:47
Mile 25: 7:53
I pass through a tunnel under a busy street. Back in 2015, with the same goal as I originally set for today, this underpass nearly unraveled me. My legs seized up and I couldn't bear the thought of another step. Today? A totally different runner! While my speed wasn't proving to be much different, I realize that slowing today is optional!
I grab my final water at an aid station just before Fenway Park. Then it's left on Hereford. Now I'm weaving so much around struggling runners that I know I'm wasting precious energy. As I make my final turn onto Boylston Street, I get caught behind a runner whose shuffling slows me to a full stop.
Mile 26: 7:43
The one thing they don't tell you about the Boston Marathon is that the stretch on Boylston is long. Like half a mile long. Just enough to make the finish close enough to see, but not enough to start a big kick yet. I feel my pace fade a little bit until I glance at my watch. I realize that I might be able to make it under 3:30. I launch into a huge kick, teeth bared and everything because my mouth is so dry, which Marathon Foto was so lovely to capture for me, and go for it. I look down one last time to see 3:29:47 on my watch. F A S T E R!!
Mile 26-finish: 1:34, 6:49/mi.
3:30:01
8:01/mi.
Aww dammit. Those stupid two seconds. Can't say I didn't try. I ordered that finish shot, by the way. I'll post it when it comes in the mail. It's sort of awesome.
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As I shuffle through the finish chute collecting my foil superhero cape and assorted goodies, it dawns on me: Did I just negative split the Boston Marathon course?! Notorious for a more challenging second half, I can barely believe it. It's not until I get back to the hotel that I can examine the numbers and confirm. Negative split of nearly thirty seconds and a course PR! What truly surprised me was my finish place. While my time in 2015 was almost the same as today, my finish placed me almost 7,000 people ahead of last time! I completed the course as the 7,051st runner out of 28,000!
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I find Matt waiting for me, holding a single red rose. "A guy walked by while I was waiting, 'Buy a rose for your favorite runner', he shouted." Matt explained. I guess that's me? Hehe.
While I later learn his day was the exact opposite of mine, he excitedly asks to hear about mine first. Then he teasingly accuses me of stealing all of our matching toenail polish mojo for myself today before beginning his story.
His day slowed down at mile six with a calf cramp. From there, the warm dry air gave him a nosebleed. While his training indicated something in the 2:50 range, he finished in 3:07. Poor guy. It's especially disappointing to have a bad day at a race as expensive as Boston. All costs included, it's about $3000 for both of us to attend this event. A redemption race here is just not practical.
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| Good or bad, finishing a marathon is always an accomplishment! |
| With some of the other HumCo runners: Dave, Jeff, and Mariah. K. Ryan photo. |


























