Just as we've packed up after lunch, rain begins to fall. Such is summertime in the Alaska Range. Sigh. We decide that sitting in the warm and dry car looking out on the gloomy mountains is preferable to beginning our backpacking trip so we point the car south and head for the Denali Highway.
Used to driving fast on the desert highways of Utah, Brenna pilots our car as it volleys to and fro over frost heaves. She slows to maintain control once I mention that flying off one of those on a curve might flip us. Some unexpected bumps still manage to catch her by surprise and I'm pretty sure we were airborne for at least half a second in a few places. Yikes.
We stop periodically to take photographs, shiver in the swift wind, and then return to the car. When we spot a sign advertising a restaurant, cabins, and local flavor, we're sold. Walking into the building is like going back in time. A man, who we quickly took to calling the Alaskan Ron Jeremy because of the striking resemblance to the porn star, seats us at a table near the window. As he heats up coffee and water for powdered hot cocoa, he makes small talk, telling us a story about how a woman came in the other day asking for a mocha and he had no idea what it was.
With warm coffee and cocoa in hand, we gaze through the window at the moody lake outside while we talk about our hike. Rachel told us that she probably repelled the two men who called us "delicious ladies" out on the trail this morning because she hadn't changed her underwear in three days. Just then, Alaskan Ron Jeremy returns. Of course.
He pauses and then sets down a plate of chocolate frosted brownies. "Here's a free treat. I guess I have a soft spot for you three cold ladies." We know he's heard about Rachel's dirty drawers, and decide her nickname for this trip based on this moment. But because I'm a lady, I probably shouldn't share further.
We're finishing up our treats when we overhear the conversation of two women who just walked into the restaurant. They spent the day picking blueberries. "Where do we go to pick berries?" Brenna asks, "I want to do that." At least that's the way I remember how we soon found ourselves crouched alongside the highway picking wild blueberries. Three gallons in one hour, we'd have plenty of berries for the remainder of our trip!
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| Yay! Rachel C. photo. |
Spontaneous side trip now complete, we point the car north once again and make it to the night's adventure: Rainbow Ridge. Swollen from the recent rains, the small pond that marks the beginning of the trip is more of a river that flows through a culvert and under the road. Reluctant to get our shoes wet just steps from the car, we waste entirely too much time trying to skirt it. Eventually, we cross next to a small waterfall.

Then we go up. As is the case in most of the Alaska backpacking trips I've done, this one is a route, meaning there's no discernible trail. I try to explain that I always considered traveling five miles a day a good amount, but I don't think they believed me until we'd bushwhacked through a mile of alder and willow choked hillside in just about ninety minutes. By the time we reach the top of the first knob, we're soaking wet from our climb through the wet bushes. We spot a trail shelter built from stone and decide that's far enough. We set up camp, have a quick dinner, and head for bed. With the glacier hike, blueberries, and bushwhacking, we're exhausted.
The next morning, we pull a few blueberries from our bear can while setting up oatmeal for the day. I shamelessly add blueberries to my coffee oatmeal concoction, noting that the camping area we've chosen is already covered in blueberries. Oh well. Fresh blueberries forever!
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| Unplanned, all three of us showed up for the trip with varying shades of the same rain jacket, the Marmot Precip. "We look like we just stepped out of an REI."-Rachel. |
Then comes the part I've been dreading: the descent. For as much as I hate climbing with a heavy pack, I hate going down even more.
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| Rachel shares my sentiment. Brenna S. photo. |
I decide to take the lead and go down through the bushes instead of the tricky rocky ascent we used. We re-evaluate every few minutes to ensure we're not going to end up hanging over a cliff. After an hour of what can basically be described as rappelling down alder branches, we've arrived once again at the stream separating us from the car.
I know I've got fresh shoes waiting there for me, so I've got no qualms with fording the stream. Living in California with beautiful sunny mountains and trails has made me soft, I'm not afraid to admit it, and I'm ready to be warm and dry again. I choose a calm spot where the water appears to be just about a foot deep. I trudge in, quickly learning that what I thought was firm dirt is silty.
In comic fashion, I flail around as my feet get sucked into the mud. Brenna rushes in to pull me out without even thinking. Ever the hero, that one. Only she gets stuck too. Then Brenna falls over. Knowing she's got the car key (one of those
key-less start fobs) in her pocket, she panics. I whip around to turn
and help her up before we drown our key, but my feet are stuck. I fall
over, now waist-deep in the water too. I toss my camera ashore and
work on turning myself around. By the time I've broken myself free,
Brenna is back on her feet.
Luckily, I'd chosen my hiking boots for the adventure instead of trail runners. I'm able to pull my feet out slowly without my shoes being sucked off. We're laughing hysterically in our own self-inflicted misfortune when Rachel asks if she should cross there too. Nooooo!! we echo in unison. We help Rachel find a place, one with visible boulders on the bottom, to cross without being sucked in. Once we're all safely back on terra firma, we waste no time stripping off our wet and muddy layers and wrapping ourselves in towels. Warm and cozy in the car, we spot an ever-growing pocket of blue sky on the horizon up ahead. Fairbanks! Sunshine! Civilization! Yay!
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| True friends let you hold a gear explosion on their front porch. Thanks Jane! |
My friend Jane, who graciously offered us free rein over her guest room, shower, and laundry for the weekend, meets us to for lunch as we discuss how to finish out our day. Rachel and I have been itching for a run, our first on the trip and Brenna is anxious to transform our blueberries into pie. We divide and conquer.
Rachel and I hit my old neighborhood. As I point out the place where I used to live, we trace the four miles that I used as a speed workout. I ran four miles each week at an eight minute pace and remember it almost killing me. Indulging in this nostalgic milestone is fun, we chat our way through the run, averaging a 7:51/mi pace without a major effort. Since we had signed up for a half marathon the next morning, we decide that a quick ice bath in the Chena River would help recover our legs.
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| Brr!! Just as I remembered it! Rachel C. photo. |
We arrive back at Jane's with dinner just as the pie is coming out of the oven. Perfect timing! We do a quick load of laundry, have dinner, and then it's off to bed. Santa Claus comes early tomorrow!
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| Brenna makes delicious pies! Brenna S. photo. |